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It ain't a competition - celebrating all good things and the accomplishments of others will help defeat all the toxic masculinity out there.

ID: Person A posted: "Gen Z is too afraid to ask a waiter for extra ketchup, but will bodyslam a cop"

I dont think it's a shirt

The perfect gift for trans girls doesn't exis- ....

anyone wanna go fishing? :3

Rub some dye on your skin to turn it transparent rule

alt-text An image of Jackie Chan wearing a tuxedo with super imposed text on top and bottom: “quickly“ “name 3 things that aren’t Jackie Chan“

alt-text Four photographs are stitched together in a 2 by 2 grid. In the first image, we see tattoos on both of a person's inner arms and inner wrists. The second photo shows how the person captured this shot by laying their phone on their shoulder and propping up its corner with their chin. A third photo reveals the person's laptop open in front of them, showing how they took a photo of themselves. The fourth and final image answers the final question of how the viewer saw the laptop taking a photo of the person photographing their tattoos. The person leaned a mirror against their laptop to capture the point-and-shoot camera, which was angled to show the scene of the person taking a picture of their tattoos and being captured by their laptop webcam.

show transcriptI'm gonna tie you up and pour hot candlewax on you but way to be sexy like at least a gallon

show transcriptpatrick star from spongebob, labled "the media", holding a large watermelon, labled "unnecessarily straight characters", over a sleeping squidward, labled "every god damn movie", whose mouth is wide open

From *Oshi to no Yuri wa Arienai!* [There's No Way I Could Date My Fave!]

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ID: An edited image of two people looking at each other and smiling, maybe about to kiss, the background is black and the details are outlines which repeat, slightly overlapping, in neon red-green-blue. At the bottom is stylised text: "Ho Ho Ho mosexual"

show transcriptA collage of crows in various poses with the caption: "This is a crow appreciation post" An image of a crow walking with the caption "strut!" An image of a polite looking crow with the caption "this one looks so polite" A list at the center of the image that says: "Crows are: - beautiful - intelligent - sassy - amazing" An image of a crow flying with the caption "graceful af" An image of a crow with it's beak open with the caption"you too could yell 'CAAAAW' ominously nothing's stopping you" The remaining captions are without accompanying images: "Just look at them?!!" "a group of crows is a 'murder' how badass does that sound? very." "I just love crows." The image is watermarked as "@undeaderthanthou"

by Centurii-chan

I disavow the ignorance displayed in the statement that “Feminists always think women are better than men.” But felt important to share how well received such a message is received on this site.

/watch?v=zULqF_sttJw

I have been getting into chess lately and in honour of beating everyone of my dorm mates I made a king. Gave him a little staff, a cape, a crown, even his clothes say king (pir apparently means king in Kurdish)

Rent was oppressive even under the Pharos scourge, apparently

show transcript[screenshot of a dril tweet posted to tumblr by maxknightley] before this web site becomes 100% AI swamp water you can follow my ass on here bsky.app/profile/dril.b... or on here instagram.com/dril_real/ Thank You. maxknightley writes: this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked brawltogethernow replies: This is like the opposite of a canary this is like Coal Lungs Pete finally coughing and keeling over.

This one is for the asians who have laughed at the other maps, sorry i don't know much about your continent, but i have tried my best to offend you while still trying to make it funny

ID: the text "tfw you realise trump respects turkeys more than women" above a photo of trump about to pardon a turkey that's in front of him, asking "am I allowed to touch it?"

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Was trying out what video formats worked. One video uploaded successfully, but didn't play. Then the app got kinda laggy, then it crashed.

show transcriptToday's Seal Is: Barrowed Outside Of The Premises [image of a wet seal in a wheelbarrow labled "sealbarrow"]

this one is for the Europeans who laughed when i made fun of the Yankees.

from [email protected]

i want poetry with a lute in front of my window

Spotted on Mastodon @anotherJen

I'm a .world user, so i have to say the obvious thing that this is just a joke, and should not be taken seriously

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/27024571

show transcriptlastfmuser imagine if people still took last names from their trade like fisher, smith and fletcher. imagine some guy introducing himself to you as jonathan podcaster scribblestheunicorn It’s him,,, Ted Talker

Goals right here. Gosh I wanna be her so bad. Especially that sweater dress, woah <3 ~

link to Moist's video about it