Terrible Estate Agent Photos

we cant use the old fireplaces boss - ok, lets put some sheet rock and call it a day.

Its a massive house

They knew

Also:

We’ve got modern, we’ve got hunting cabin, we’ve got whites and bold unmatching colors, we’ve got clashing brown tans

Also, pink island bar?

Urgent sale

Apologies for the FB post, but that's where I'm finding it.

My favorite parts are the pissing Bart, the exposed bathroom, and all that sheet metal.

One of my design hang-ups is sunken ceiling spots. Personally, I would never fit them, although I can understand having them in a kitchen or bathroom. But this is just... something. No options for anything but searing white light. I can't even see any lamps in the bedroom.

There's a story or two there. What's weird is there are multiple photographs of what we might call the front as if the photographer couldn't really make sense of it all.

Conventional on the outside, blood rave on the inside.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5450-Ariel-St-Houston-TX-77096/28064560_zpid/?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2932-Highway-1-Raceland-LA-70394/119427107_zpid/?

Business at the front, party at the back.

For the discerning homebuyer/vampire who hates the idea of natural sunlight!

Just horrible in every way.

Sleeps 16! Newly renovated! 6,000+ sqft! Indoor pool in your very own gymnasium building! Apparently great for doomsday preppers for some reason! What’s not to love?

This whole house is painted seafoam green inside. Whole thing. And it does not have electricity, so you get natural seafoam green light, and either darkness or a fire hazard. What a gem!

The house seems a bit on the ostentatious side, and then...

If you ignore photograph 2 and don't pay too much attention to the top right of photo 5. Oh and is that the monolith from 2001 in the last photo?

to rehydrate between love making sessions

This whole house is super weird.

Spoiler image for the super impatient:

Absolutely spectacular.

Overall a nice house with some lovely scenic views. But someone was very chandelier-happy.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/113-S-Mountain-Ave-Monrovia-CA-91016/21583268_zpid/

Source: https://www.tumblr.com/terriblerealestateagentphotos/760540054784540672

It's bad from the outside, but the inside is so much worse. And it gets worse the more you look at it. So many details that are just so awful. Living in this "house" is probably miserable.

Source: https://www.tumblr.com/terriblerealestateagentphotos/754829508738269184?source=share

Front:

This is where you put your victims' bodies on display:

I do hope the actual apartment is more aligned with our plane of existence

can be used as a bunker at war

A promising description:

Lot of space, good price, nothing more. Says it was built in 2023, might not be finished. Would be better if it was just an empty lot.

https://www.funda.nl/koop/verkocht/workum/appartement-42108129-lieuwe-klazes-leane-3/

cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/8743376

Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?

I don't care how many people were murdered there!

Subtle decor innit?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/17214-Jonas-Hill-Ln-SE-Rainier-WA-98576/2057666191_zpid/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3gwxZUo3L4D9RuBzb-uilNtpQVR_Lr5ZeufxJ4X0J6IEBPg0ye08Qscc8_aem_AaavXk_P1QA2ylH1YLU-pXyYx-EeUuzu8CoA9SkWSDCo7S3Iu0j_pjW2o73v3N69Eob4waKPiSJYMYA0WmuK1o5V

https://web.archive.org/web/20240314035648/https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/26607396/1865-e-7th-avenue-prince-rupert

Full listing: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/80-Western-Ave-Morristown-NJ-07960/39461740_zpid/?

Found this delight on Rightmove today!

Turnham Green? Turn um stomach more likely.