Cyberstuck

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In 2019, Tesla set out to lower insurance rates for owners of its electric cars. The goal was simple, at least in theory: fix the broken cost of car insurance. Instead, Tesla may have broken its own calculator trying to make sense of repair costs.

Ernest says the children were initially cheering the Cybertruck, but their enthusiasm turned to skepticism when the truck experienced an issue that rendered it undrivable.

Tesla told Austin workers on its Model Y and Cybertruck lines to stay home for the week of Memorial Day, three workers told Business Insider.

TL;DR: The CyberTruck is 17 times more likely to have a fire fatality than a Ford Pinto.

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Tesla has confirmed its latest bait-and-switch: Cybertruck owners will not get the Autosteer feature they paid for.

This may not be exactly "wholesome" but it is rad as fuck.

Ready for unsupervised FSD in 26 days for Austin cybertaxis, DEFINITELY.

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In what can only be described as the world's fastest off-road DNF, a Tesla Cybertruck met its untimely end in the parking lot of The King of Hammers… before the race even started.

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"It does what no other truck can do" is true, if you count bursting into flames at unprecedented rates as a feature.

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We’re seeing another sticky situation develop, after Tesla recalled 46,096 Cybertrucks to stop them from falling apart because the stainless steel panels are held on with the wrong glue. This time, it’s the Cybertruck’s off-road light bar that’s flinging itself off at highway speeds. Incredibly, the light bar is also glued in place.

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Yes, the pickup truck that is shaped like a low-effort Pinewood Derby car will definitely be safer for pedestrians, that totally scans. /s

In a highly scientific straw poll of the folks over at Ask Car Guys, pickup truck drivers voted on their pick for the “Worst Pickup Truck of All Time.” Take a look, it wasn’t even close.

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"Yo dawg conservatives were mean to me about my electric car back in the day, so now I can wilfully ignore that a nazi fucker made my current car. Both Sides!!!"

Full credit to bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/madradhu.garbage.computer/post/3lnm6g5fkts2x

ESPN reported that the 18-year-old was involved in a crash in the early hours of Thursday morning when a Tesla Cybertruck left the road and crashed.

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The community has "reopened" since this post yesterday but all content that exists on the sub up to one month ago has been removed. The sub is now totally inactive as you can't make new posts.

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