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I asked my professor what LGBTQ+ meant,

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but I couldn’t get a straight answer.

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My wife apologised to me the other day.

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She said she was sorry for ever marrying me

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I would never cheat in a relationship...

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Because that would require two people to find me attractive.

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I said to my wife “There’s only one thing that scares me during Halloween.”

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She said: "Which is?"

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A woman asked an Army General when was the last time he had made love to a woman.

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The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief, said “1956?! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better.” The woman and general went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour. Afterwards, the woman cuddled up to the general and said “Well, you sure haven’t forgotten anything since 1956...” The general looked at her, confused, and replied “I sure hope not, it’s only 2130 now.”

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