NonCredibleDefense

The NonCredible Roast of verity_kindle

Ladies and gentlemen, it is with a heavy but utterly amused heart that I share this breaking news: about two weeks ago, masked assailants stormed our top-secret HQ and dragged our beloved mod, verity_kindle, off to one of those “pray the plane away” camps. Apparently, their drugs must be top-notch, because she’s now claiming she’s no longer aerosexual! Yes, folks, she’s turned in her mod card to pursue a life of toilet-training pets, daily bathing, and other hippie crap. What a betrayal.

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So, this happened...

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago

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North Korea, take notes

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 10 minutes ago

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Kyckling and Kärnvapenlandmina each sold separately.

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works a day ago

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Gandalf the Greenland

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works a day ago

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Once again History has vindicated the French obsession with Nuclear Weapons

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works a day ago

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I wonder how many countries would get annexed before somebody realizes that it's not exactly the most effective method to combat inflation

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago

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Be sure to drop some classified stories in the comments, Seals

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago

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MP Evolution

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TitularyDespotOfOstrich@lemmy.world 3 days ago

This should be here, no?

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Geneva Suggestions

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago

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I'm a proud American, but if my country decides to go all-in on the crazy, I know where I stand...

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago

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French First Strike Warning Shot on California, leave Greenland alone

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago

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Original mw trilogy is most credible game ever

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago

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Considering the recent events

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago

By telegram channel kaskoeb and flopper

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SR-71 BLACKBIRD

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works a week ago

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Throwback to that time Canada rejected the F-35 and replaced it with the... F-35?

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works a week ago

Every time I feel sad about German procurement, I always take a quick glance at Canada and breathe a sigh of relief after remembering it could be a lot worse.

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Hand cannon

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net a week ago

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AC-130 chan

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Pat@sh.itjust.works a week ago

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Triangles are all the rage!

by JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works a week ago

So many Doritos to choose from.

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We must go back

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works a week ago

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Mayor: I'd like our manhole covers to be stealthy; Designer: say no more

by flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz a week ago

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Move aside drone fans, here's how to ACTUALLY make tanks 100% obsolete in every possible scenario on the modern battlefield without fail.

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works a week ago

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A video has gone viral on Chinese social media calling for China to take advantage of Russia's weakened state and seized large pieces of its territory.

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mojofrododojo@lemmy.world a week ago

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Looks familiar somehow

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works a week ago

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Saw this Take on a Defense forum that blew my mind, Fighter jets are going to evolve into Airborne-cruisers, aren't they....

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works a week ago

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Black Ops 2 knew

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works a week ago

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The state of things in the black sea

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works a week ago

If you're the first dude to smoke a helicopter with a remote control jetski you should get a medal or something

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Leaked image of NK navy's newest AEGIS destroyer under construction

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works a week ago

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Why haven't Ukrainians done this yet?

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works a week ago

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Who wants a tickle?

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nuke@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago

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Cool Fact I Thought I'd Share!

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago

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Just landed in [REDACTED] why does my cab driver look so familiar?

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nuke@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago

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The real question

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago

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You ain't for this network-centric warfare cuh

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nuke@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago

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Don't worry Amy we're behind ya

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago

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A flock of awfully hard birds

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago

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'NATO Santa' shot down over Moscow in apparent Russian propaganda video

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tal@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago

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I love the holidays

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nuke@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago

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Ukrainian warships in the Black Sea

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nuke@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago

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ROSSIJA STRONK

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago

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3 AFVs on a beach

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Pat@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago

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The absolute Noncredibility of North Korean anti-drone tactics.

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago

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Trust nothing

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SSTF@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago

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If I had a nickel for every time a Russian SAM shot down a civilian airliner.....

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago

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Merry Christmas NCD!

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nuke@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago

Fuck your pine trees, I have W78 warheads

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I've been really good this year, Santa!

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nuke@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago

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Merry Christmas, Weebs

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago

I’m enjoying a lovely Syrian vacation this holiday season. Would recommend to anyone who enjoys shitty weather, abject poverty, and constant indirect fire.

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Santa don't we talked about this!!!!

by SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago

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Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey

by SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago

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You better watch out, you better not cry

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kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago

The big man is prepping for takeoff. I hope you have all been good this year, NCD!

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A guy who flies around without regard to anyone's airspace

by vatniksplatnik@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago

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Vertical envelopment, gentlemen. Death from above.

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SSTF@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago

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The crew of the Gettysburg really work fast, huh?

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

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Honestly, not surprised

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swab148@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago

Source: https://www.pcgamer.com/games/sim/per-tradition-more-restricted-military-material-has-leaked-on-war-thunders-forums-for-the-holidays/

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Chinook appreciation thread

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nuke@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

https://xcancel.com/Konwashi_2/status/1871147801914363954

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Good job, US navy

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Pat@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

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They are truly masters of disguise

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Hubi@feddit.org 3 weeks ago

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M1A1 Abrams in Woodland Soyjack

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nuke@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

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It's General Shepard, sir. He's been drinking Robitussin and posting on 4chan again.

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SSTF@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago

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US army says two navy pilots shot down over Red Sea in ‘friendly fire’

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lnxtx (xe/xem/xyr)@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago

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No jimmy dont push that button, that isnt good for your spine, your still growing.

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einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

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Half of the visitor are there just to see yhe Hog

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

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Thankfully both pilots are OK

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nuke@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

USS Gettysburg accidentally shot down friendly F/A-18F Super Hornet today. Both pilots ejected and were recovered, one sustaining minor injuries.

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fishing in the Philippines

by BraveLittleToaster@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago

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Arms Development

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Thumpity Thump Thump

by SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

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Now called The Astrofortress

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

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DragonFire lady

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Pat@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

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You guys thought the Poles were the biggest Russia haters on the block? Well guess what NATO, you got a new problem child on your hands

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

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Nose art is back baby!!!

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nuke@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

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Have you ever thought to yourself... that a M18 claymore is a bit inadequate for the task at hand? Worry not

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nuke@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

https://ears.ee/product/m13/

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Behold: Toad Artillery

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

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I've played Duck Hunt, how hard can it be

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nuke@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

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Toyota accidentally becoming top tier MIC

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nuke@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

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Classics are classics

by GraniteM@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago

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SCOOTER UPON YE

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

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Moscow Mule

by yesman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago

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Join the russian army, there are great and frequent opportunities to climb the ladder!

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

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Budanov sends his regards

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

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Welcome to the team

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nuke@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

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Yamatoposting will continue until morale improves

by vatniksplatnik@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago

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Mystery man seen fleeing the scene of the bombing of russian General Igor Kirillov.

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nuke@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

https://edition.cnn.com/world/live-news/russian-general-kirillov-moscow-explosion-ukraine-12-17-24-intl/index.html

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Origin story of how we got so many surplus Norincos

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

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Y'know what?

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago

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Oh god no not again

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Pat@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago

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Y'know what?

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago

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They said it's from Arizona

by FocusFire@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago

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Vote on your cellphone now!

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nuke@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago

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Twin-Engine Heavy Fighters are the Best and you Can't Convince me Otherwise

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago

Light fighter fans would tell you everything about turn-rate, speed, and agility and how heavy fighters are nothing more than failures and death traps. But if you really think about it, heavy fighters are simply advanced machines too ahead of their time, failed by the technological limitations of their era. Being twin-engine do-everything multirole fighters they are literally the precursor to what modern fighters like the F-15 and Su-27 would become! I love heavy fighters, I love heavy fighters, I love heavy fighters, I want a P-38 to [My lawyer has advised me not to finish this paragraph]

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