Political Weirdos

Except the last tweet, my dude was BASED.

I am so bummed about what’s coming, but instead of sitting around in prolonged dread, I’m going to make this week fun: Join me in making this trashy novel the #1 book about JD Vance on Amazon, just in time for Inauguration Day. We can’t stop everything that’s coming, but we can go down fighting (and laughing). Forbidden Loveseat is here.

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-complains-that-us-flags-will-be-half-staff-his-inauguration-day-2025-01-03/

Read for Yourself

I also love how it starts with him wishing *all* a Merry Christmas and ends with him naming certain people he won't wish a Merry Christmas.

Source

Not gonna link to the tweet, but I'll link to an article that links to the tweet.

https://bsky.app/profile/andrewtorrez.bsky.social/post/3lbaok2p7xs2f

Source https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/comments/1gu6m3r/okay_no_matter_who_you_voted_fori_think_we_can/

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22057132

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/21038893

I wonder who "they" are in this case? The Jews with the space lasers?

UPDATE: Apparently the guitar was not signed (or certified) by Taylor Swift afterall. 🤣

The election is in three weeks, and Pennsylvania is a must-win state for both Trump and Kamala Harris, but during a rally last night in Montgomery County, northwest of Philadelphia, Trump got bored with the event, billed as a “town hall,” and just played music for almost 40 minutes, scowling, smirking, and swaying onstage. Trump is no stranger to surreal moments, yet this was one of the oddest of his political career.

Trujillo described how his lack of legal status made him feel uncertain about what he could accomplish, but how he “had to make the best of my life.” He said he graduated from high school, got married and had two children, now 12 and 5.

And then all of a sudden, you hear that they’re leaving Milwaukee or they’re leaving wherever they may be located. It’s very sad to see it. And it’s so simple. I mean, you know, this isn’t like Elon with his rocket ships that land within 12 inches on the moon where they wanted to land. Or he gets the engines back. That was the first I realized. I said, “Who the hell did that?” I saw engines about three, four years ago. These things were coming. Cylinders, no wings, no nothing. And they’re coming down very slowly, landing on a raft in the middle of the ocean someplace with a circle. Boom.

At times, Trump has the narrative instincts of a hound in a fish store, following her nose from one exciting scent to the next, beginning anecdotes only to abandon them. More than once, I found myself flipping back and forth between Kindle pages, wondering if a paragraph had gone missing. She begins one section with, “It was a Saturday in October, a seemingly normal weekend, when my memories of 9/11 came flooding back.” There have been no memories of 9/11 discussed thus far in the narrative, though she does mention seeing the Twin Towers standing “proudly against the horizon” upon her 1998 arrival to New York. The anecdote to follow moseys first through an explanation of the difference between weekends and weekdays in the White House, and then a scene in which her husband invited her to the situation room during a mission to kill the ISIS militant Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. (President Trump himself has seemed to conflate Hamza and Osama Bin Laden with al-Baghdadi.) It ends with Trump’s memory of giving a medal to the Belgian Malinois, Conan, but the 9/11 connection remains unexplored.

Marjorie Taylor Greene appeared to double down on her Hurricane Helene conspiracy theory over the weekend, following up a baseless claim that “they” can control the weather with an assertion that such a scheme might involve lasers.

This completely normal person also used to have a wooden sign in front of his house before Biden bowed out. It said "I'm pooped I'm gonna go" and had the general shape of a diaper under it that said "BIDEN".

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/vietnam-vet-gives-trump-purple-heart-couldnt-think-of-anybody-more-deserving/

South Western’s elected school board is making some strange decisions.

https://www.rawstory.com/rsbn-host-trump-jesus/

https://www.mediaite.com/politics/pro-trump-merch-vendors-brawl-outside-michigan-rally-were-ejected-from-the-premises/

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/why-hasnt-trump-congratulated-j-d-vance/

Some background for those out of the know: https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/30/sport/dikembe-mutombo-death-nba-spt-intl/index.html

The weird get weirder. He apparently spent $4000 to smash a guitar that was next to a signature.

https://x.com/PimToolNews/status/1839422087150354736

It’s not just the dogs and the cats. There are full-on vampires, and everybody still thinks I’m crazy. But I’m not crazy. They’re full-on vampires. They love the taste of human flesh, and they drink human blood. They do. By the time we go in to vote for Trump, that he will open up everybody’s eyes and they will stop pretending to be asleep. You know what they say. You can’t wake people up that are pretending to be asleep. But I pray to God, please wake up. Even those who are pretending to be asleep with the irrefutable truth of what the worst people on this planet are really up to. They are really up to that. They’re doing it. There are so many victims. There are so many victims!

https://www.mediaite.com/news/republican-senator-fumes-at-kamala-harris-oddly-calls-her-the-first-ever-ai-presidential-candidate/

https://www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-inexplicably-shares-private-message-from-ukraines-zelensky-asking-to-meet-in-person/

Nowhere near Atlanta:

A post on Truth Social by Trump, posted on September 22, 2024, said: "A long time ago, Oprah Winfrey asked me to do her last Network Television Show.

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/jd-vance-waffles-when-confronted-about-mark-robinson-denying-black-nazi-porn-posts-i-dont-not-believe-him/

Source:https://www.threads.net/@kamalahq/post/DAO5suOtxJb?hl=en

Original Twitter link if that doesn't work: https://x.com/theserfstv/status/1836529776644723037?t=Lh4QW9AdRF1XQi6mngaEKw