Programmer Humor

By https://www.youtube.com/@yousuckatprogramming

transcriptA meme saying: "STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE" - Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed - C is a LETTER, not a language - Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN - "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02%" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERs have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS) FUNNY COLORED LETTERS (with a picture of syntax-highlighted code) 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? (with a picture of compilation errors A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE (with a picture of a 3d rendered teapot. IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGH IN DOING while(true{print(money);} end transcript.

oh yeah the old randtitle.js was an edited copy of tpes randomtext.js and the new one is ripped off irc

"Remastered" version of an image posted by Pavel A. Samsonov: mastodon.social

Someone had to do this before the riots started.

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I didn't see this coming and I think it's funny, so I decided to post it here.

Good old Udemy Elixr/Pheonix courses being irrelevant within 6 months but still trying to con people by saying they're updated to current year.

I've spent months working on this program. I've long thought that "how fast can you make a FizzBuzz" would be a really interesting question for learning about high-performance programming, and when I subsequently saw this question posted on CGCC, I pretty much had to try.

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functional = good enough.

See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

If it compiles it works, right?

@programmer_humor Let’s just add one more feature

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Have to add that we work exclusively in strongly-typed languages. Kinda want to see how it plays out, but I can't help but argue with him, so I think I'll just go.

Inspired by How to effectively browse mailing lists.

Janeway watches her replicator create a column of coffee which spills all over the platform. Moments later, the mug materializes.