Programming Humor

In December 2005, a Gartner report on bird flu that concluded "A pandemic wouldn't affect IT systems directly" was humorously criticized for neglecting to consider RFC 1149 and RFC 2549 in its analysis.[6]

Want to make a branch ?

Via DesignerNews: Getting help from an engineer

Original tweet: https://twitter.com/DesignUXUI/status/576432203560685568

Always wanted an AI assistant that can write smut inside IDE while I write code

I dunno... just software engineering things I guess.

115 files changed and almost 3k lines added... sure, I'll have this reviewed by tomorrow for ya 🙄

Is fenestration when you find out if something is windows compatible?

Edit: so im done with my preliminary research into this codebase.

Apparently VMWare knows what's up

Via @mountain_ghosts via The Register

Via Toggl

Playing a game

From the Apollo 11 github repo: https://github.com/chrislgarry/Apollo-11/blob/b56b8c3d03e810a6ceb69e1c0874d4c89d2c32f6/Luminary099/LUNAR_LANDING_GUIDANCE_EQUATIONS.agc#L666C1-L667C1

A collection listing Achievements that were rejected when creating the GitHub Profile Achievements feature.

Relevant code on line #269

Still not the best thing to see when working on an open source project.

If only string maps were known to human kind :)

Fortunately, the charging one has been solved now that we've all standardized on mini-USB. Or is it micro-USB? Shit.

This might skirt the lines between humor and horror :)

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