Pun Memes

Transcript: General: I didn't see you at camouflage practice today! Soldier: Thank you, sir!

Transcript: Man: How much for the funny smelling spray? Woman at shop counter: Perfume? Man: No, per bottle.

Transcript: Police Officer 1: The attacker seems to have a motive... Police Officer 2: Hate crime? Police Officer 1: Of course I hate crime, that's why I'm a cop.

Transcript: Woman: "Why did we need ratios? our relationship is over." Solider: "Our relationship is what? Over."

Transcript: (ON A YACHT) ME: *raises glass* to our new "YAKT" HER: the "c" is silent ME: *staring out at the horizon* yes it's very tranquil, ur right

Astronaut 1: "Hey,isthereanywheretogetabeeraroundhere?" Astronaut 2: "Thereisnospacebar."

Transcription: Solider: "We need air support!" Airplane with banner: "You're doing great..."

Transcription: (ON A YACHT) ME: *raises glass* to our new "YAKT" HER: the "c" is silent ME: *starting out at the horizon* yes it's very tranquil, ur right

Transcription: Doctor, holding model spine: "This is your spine." Patient: "Wtf put it back"

Transcription: Police officer: "I'm sorry to tell you this but your son has set fire to the school." Parents: "Was it arson?" Police officer: "Yes, your son."