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“Alcohol is a mild poison” has been a house rule within my extended roleplaying circles for a long time. It fits well into almost any setting or metaphysics, and allows you to do interesting things with intoxication.

Simple Explanation:

wizards are nerds. warlocks have a phone in their sleeve. sorcerers are on the spectrum

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I'm not sure it qualifies as a meme, exactly, but I did the art, and not the words. (Original text from @MicroSFF on Twitter)

Here are 20 free ship maps for your high-seas campaigns!

Art is unavailable at source, here's the artist's Bluesky.

Our intrepid misadventurers seek audience with lady mage Laeral Silverhand, Open Lord of Waterdeep, to report on how their quest went. Meanwhile, Laeral is facing unspeakable horrors of her own...

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TranscriptionThe GM: *Makes a clearly overpowered monster, intending for the party to flee.* The Party: [Picture with the text "Hit him with your crossbow Steve!" overlaid, of a large octopus/squid-like creature with tentacles raised out of the ocean. It towers over a pair of humanoid figures, one holding a staff in one hand and pointing at the squid with the other, the other person aiming a crossbow at it.]

TranscriptionFighter: So uhhhhh... you gotta pretty neat weapon there. Artificer: Thanks, designed "Ol Buzzy" myself! Fighter: Mind if I give her a go? Artificer: Sure, but you need any pointers? Fighter: Naaaaaw, I can figure it out. Artificer: *To the DM* CAN he figure it out? DM: *To fighter* ...roll me a wisdom check. Fighter: *Nat 1* DM, Artificer, and Fighter in unison: Hoo boy. [A picture of a man starting a chainsaw while the blade is placed between his legs, resting on his crotch.]

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For those unfamiliar, the Shirren are a race from Starfinder who recently escaped from a hivemind, and are now addicted to choice.

In the ongoing Drow Civil War, our group got a big win by taking down the colossal Spider golem (After it had been softened up by a few World Serpent Spawn), and among it's wreckage was one of it's massive eyes, an arcane charged amethyst.

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