Shitty Life Pro Tip

Stop giving Big Floss your hard earned money. It is almost infinitely rewashable and reusable.

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Is this considered spawn camping?

And most of space is a pitiless void that would pop you like a balloon. Oh I think you earthlings got it pretty good.

There's no wrong time; role play, dirty talk or aesthetic comparisons!

People also love surprises. These two bits of social insight can be combined to great effect.

It's a good tip, but shitty.

Make sure they stick out a bit on the top. The capillary acton from the tightly packed spahetti draws the wine up so you can drink it.

This can also save you shoveling/plowing your driveway, simply drive over the accumulated snow at high speed. Make sure to avoid getting stuck however.

Before your first date go to an MMA dojo and insult anyone walking out so you have a cover for why you aren't like your profile.

Don't forget!

That way, when you forget it, you'll get a helpful reminder that your password is incorrect.

Meta seems to have money to burn, so they'll gladly pay for the disk space to host your uncompressible images. Here's a Python script to generate them!

Go take a close look at the fuse to see if there’s something wrong with it.

It only takes 25k miles to circumnavigate the world. No passport required!

And remember, you can only lose what you give, but you can win more than 100x that amount.

~Do not write a comment about it not being theft with consent.~