TIFU

I use Apple Books app to read a PDF textbook. I highlighted a lot of stuff on around 500 pages of small font text.

I fucking did it again, just a few minutes ago. This time on a bike. I had the old brake pads out, i leaned on the handle bar to stand up and get the new ones because I'm old and managed to bump the brake handle against the wall with my body weight. The caliper piston shot out of there and mineral oil is all over the place, all over the rotor, all over me. So now i need to order a bleed kit for a bike, which I'd need eventually anyway but I'm just annoyed because I made this mistake years ago on a prius.

This weekend I thought it would be nice to pull the weeds out of the yard and clean up the wife's garden (giggity). I should have worn gloves because by the end my hands had a couple of blisters and cuts (dark giggity?). No big deal, I grab a couple bandaids so I could flaunt the red badges of my husbandry not look like a leper.

Obligatory not today, but a long time ago when I was at university, I was making my way to a lecture one afternoon. The road I was walking alongside was incredibly busy, with constant traffic and hundreds of buses daily.

Obligatory: this was yesterday (1/20/24)

My boyfriend works for a charity organisation, and as part of their fundraising they were hosting a ball. The theme was to be "Brides and Grooms". His workmates and he discussed various costume ideas for the weeks leading up to the event.

TIFU by thinking I can just use one drive and upload the albums one by one and downloading them and then deleting them.

This happened a few years ago, before the pandemic, at a MUN. A model of the United Nations. You might be familiar with it, but for those who aren't, it's a university activity that simulates a United Nations debate. We basically choose a character in some commission and role play as important world leaders. This type of activity is very popular among law and political science students.

Obligatory "not today" disclaimer: actually fucked up over two decades ago, but found out today.

Two minutes ago, I decided to clean up the post-Reddit mess on my phone.

Technically this happened yesterday, but I'm still pretty mad at myself.

I'm so exited to say that were officially over 6000 subscribers strong and climbing!

I had just finished blasting a 06:15 gym class and was absolutely exhausted. For some reason, I thought its a good idea to mention it's my birthday this week and immediately my PT stops and he has a certain look on his face. My PT is a lovely guy, but he's up for a bit of banter. He asks me if I've ever heard of Birthday Burpees. I say no, and he asks if I'm down for a challenge.

I should have just quit reddit without looking for alternatives but here we are

In under a day we've already amassed over 100 200 500 subscribers to our little testament to tomfoolery!

So it's like the title says. I created this community to kinda fill the void from the reddit shutdown, and have no real idea on how to moderate a community like this, *especially* if it ends up huge like the one on Reddit.