zillowgonewild

ETA: It has been brought to my attention that San Jose is not, in fact, a neighborhood in LA. Sorry, I'm from Iowa.

There are so many gems in this one, least of which are the bathrooms.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/900-Golden-Wheel-Park-Dr-SPACE-78-San-Jose-CA-95112/153223505_zpid/

Each of its five bedrooms take up an entire floor, and a press of the lift button to level 7 can whisk you up to heady heights of the master bedroom.

It spins both manually and electronically!

https://www.zillow.com/homes/2087-Meade-St,-Detroit,-MI-48212_rb/88642925_zpid/

https://www.zillow.com/homes/891-Woodland-Hls,-Harlan,-KY,-40831_rb/110358746_zpid/

A lot going on here

And they have a Dale Earnhardt Drive! Why haven't we all already moved there?

Picking a favorite listing is like picking a favorite child. I just can't (it's 2637 Falderman Ave).

Another one that's not so wild. It's actually kind of the perfect house.