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submitted by Jerry on PieFed

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An expensive sports car purposely taking two parking spots, diagonally crossing both spots.  A law enforcement car is parked on an angle next to it in such a way that the sports car owner won't be able to open his door and will have a difficult time pulling out.
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Half of America:

“Corvette asshole for president”

*Looks at Jersey plate*

*Looks at Newark exit sign*

Yeah... That's about right.

As a fellow Corvette owner, the Jeep driver is doing God's work!

As a pedestrian, that Jeep driver is as moronic as that that corvette

Caption: “Expensive sports car”

lol a C6 vette is not expensive in the context of sports cars

It's certainly not a luxury sports car, but in the current state of things, I'd say all sports cars are expense as they're rarely owned or operated as a primary daily drive vehicle. Owning a second car for fun certainly sounds expensive to me.

The whole term is dumb anyway. What sport is your car even playing?

Rocket League

A sports car is a car intended to be used for sporting purposes, like a sporting rifle. The exact sport doesn't need to be specified, because you can use it for several different kinds of sport.

Uh huh.

And what sport is that car playing?

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Well, LaCrosse, apparently.. for Buick anyway.

(Ok ok so it’s not a sports-car, but it IS a sports car ~_^)

Would you claim the second an athlete leaves the field they're no longer an athlete?

"Sports" cars are tuned towards their racing counterparts. Auto racing is a sport. We don't know if that owner does autocross, probably not, but that is classified as a Sports Car regardless of anything else.

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Motorsport. If break dance can be a sport why not this?

What term would you want to use for a fast, light, high performance vehicle instead?

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Inefficient glass cannons