This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the *Greentext* community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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Never thought id see a koan in green text.
I can rest a bag of coins on my face and reach nirvana, while resting a single bill on my face is pointless.
Let me know when you want me to prove you wrong
Regards, Bill
The size of the breast is irrelevant, the size of the girl is everything
They must be balanced, as all things should be
Balanced on what though?
*woman.
The word you meant is woman.