Sad I'm no longer a Catholic, seeing how rad the new Pope is

DAAAA PRAYERS

Pretty sure somebody photoshopped out his knuckle tattoos to obscure his gang affiliations!

Da Baer's aere gonna win it this yeahr, boys.

How long until trump posts this on Truth?

We outside with da pope!

You joke with the kebab but a catholic priest got charged two days ago with the claim that he smuggled hash into a prison in Germany inside a kebab.

https://www1.wdr.de/nachrichten/rheinland/katholischer-seelsorger-drogenschmuggel-jva-aachen-100.html

A Catholic prison chaplain allegedly tried to smuggle drug sachets wrapped in kebabs into Heinsberg Prison in 2022.

From August, the Catholic prison chaplain will have to answer to the Geilenkirchen district court. The case concerns over 140 grams of hashish that was hidden in several kebabs by unknown persons in a fast food restaurant. He wanted to bring them to a group lesson with the prisoners.
Not the first smuggling operation

The man had already attracted attention twice before because he had tried to smuggle in cell phones and charging cables, for example. The drugs alone - according to the public prosecutor's office - had a black market price of 2,000 euros. The former Catholic priest is facing a prison sentence of at least one year.

He was "irrevocably released" by the Aachen diocese after the incident.

Translated with DeepL.com (free version)