I CAN'T KEEP UP
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That's the past ~3 days...
I just look at my own posts and reply every now and again to a bunch of the comments. I started getting overstimulated by amount of notifications and then it snowballed and now like... well fuck
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SOMEONE ELSE TAKE IT FUCKING PLEASE
I can deal with that. Just give me your username and password, i'll help you with your issue 🌚
Bequeath me some of your riches and then we can talk, you oil baron you.
I get: your password
You get: big fucking line project lmao
So I get debt in exchange for my pristine account? Hell no. ABUSIVE ADMIN! ABUSIVE ADMIN OVER HERE!
Do I need to make another call out post?
I wanted to post mine, but just cleared it yesterday
I fear this thing is never going to be cleared. I open it and check Mentions and Messages and that's it. I'm just terrified. I'm 100% going to find something in there like "Message me in 24 hours and I'll give you a $500 gift card for groceries!" and end up throwing myself off a cliff. End up being the $100 worth of BTC wallet that I bought in 2013 and lost all over again...
Thanks for all the fishes Stamets, I release you from having to reply to my comments. Isn't there a mark all read button?
<3
There is a mark all read button but like... what if one of them is important?
Nothing on Lemmy is important ;-)
I'M NOT IMPORTANT?!
You are not Lemmy, and Lemmy is not you. But maybe I was too harsh in saying it's not important.
IMHO Lemmy should be fun, not a responsibility. ITT if it starts to become a burden, you should just relieve yourself of the burden by pressing the mark done button.
But having fun is also important, so I take that back. And you are important to me, Stamets, but you are not Lemmy, and Lemmy is not you.
I was just making a silly joke that you said nothing on Lemmy is important and I am on Lemmy. It's all good, seriously. No worries <3
I'm just honored I hogged up 3 whole replies when thousands are out there waiting!! I'd best release you to your adoring public.
I look at every comment I get. It's easier when you don't post too much.
Those were the days...
Have you tried being less popular?
I've tried but this pussy burning like Rome
Love interacting with real human beans on here. I need to post more anyhow.
Oh here's another notification for you btw
Do agree on posting more though. Everyone should post more! And agreed on the real people. I'm sure there are lemmy bots but we're not popular enough yet for it to be a problem. Or at least not one that I've noticed.
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Who is this person?
Me